Yesterday, the kids and I were honored to attend a naturalization ceremony (sometimes called a citizenship ceremony). One of SweetP's co-op teachers from last semester, Miss Elena was born in Russia and after a nearly 15 year ordeal, she was sworn in as an American citizen. The morning started out rough. I overslept the alarm and woke up ten minutes before we were supposed to leave but thankfully I had pulled clothes and shoes the night before and already had a diaper bag in my truck. We got ready (with teeth brushed and everything!) faster than I thought possible and because we live in the middle of nowhere and everything is an hour drive, we drove a little faster and made it to the USCIS (United States Citizenship and Immigration Services) office about twenty minutes before the ceremony was scheduled to begin. We needed those twenty minutes just to get through security. We found our seats and waited...because like everything else government related, hurry up and wait is t...